I promise there will rarely be anything political here, but this was too important. Congratulations are in order for Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, who have been endorsed for President and Vice President of the US by Cuban President Fidel Castro. With the field wide open and a lot of time left in the race, big endorsements like this are key.
In the same column, el Presidenté praises Bill Clinton’s heroic leadership and personal kindness, and makes another important announcement: His favorite US President since 1959 was none other than Georgia’s own James Earl Carter. So congratulations to President Carter as well for achieving the coveted honor of being [Ruthless Dictator] Fidel Castro’s Favorite US President.