Overheard at the furniture store today:
What do I love about Lite 102.9? The music is all so relevant. It’s like every song could have been written about me.
Immediately following: Sir Elton John’s “Rocket Man.” Which was so perfect, because that’s exactly how I felt when I was an astronaut.
Wiser Time 
Is it “Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise a child” or “Bars ain’t the kind of place to raise a child”? Either way I agree and feel like he was talking right to me.
M said that, didn’t she? :)
It’s an M-esque comment, but I’m the one who can’t ever, ever not notice every song that comes on the radio.