Not an exhaustive list.
- Failed a class my first semester of college
- Got into a fight with my wife over the lyrics to William Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire”
- Cleaned out a coffeemaker with Pine-Sol
- Scraped my finger repeatedly on the same place on a cabinet
- Run over our laptop
Making a list like this can help you remember not to take yourself too seriously.
(If you’re adding to my list in the comments, be sweet. I didn’t make a list about you.)
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ok, so here is a short list of my own…
1. losing my keys in any given room about .5 seconds after entering it.
2. leaving my purse everywhere I go. if I hear, “ma’am, is this your purse?” as I am on the sidewalk leaving an establishment one more time…
3. bumping my head when getting into my car about 47% of the time. I mean it’s not like I’m tall. I don’t get it.
4. dropping my mac from over my head while walking up my stairs.
5. failing a class my first semester of college as well. Maybe it’s WR preparation :)
6. almost getting hit by a bus on campus. even now. you think I would learn.
7. not listening to anyone who talked about reformed theology for the longest time.
8. and many, many, MANY, more…