Not an exhaustive list.
- Failed a class my first semester of college
- Got into a fight with my wife over the lyrics to William Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire”
- Cleaned out a coffeemaker with Pine-Sol
- Scraped my finger repeatedly on the same place on a cabinet
- Run over our laptop
Making a list like this can help you remember not to take yourself too seriously.
(If you’re adding to my list in the comments, be sweet. I didn’t make a list about you.)