OK, the truths and lies are in. Now it’s time for the vote. (I put a lot of cutting-and-pasting work into this, so I hope you people are appreciative.)
On each of the below except your own (if applicable), vote for the one you think is a lie. Then I’ll get answers from all respondents and we’ll see if the voting public was right.
Wiser Time 
Nice work! Is this fancy Mac stuff???
Just fancy WordPress stuff, actually.
I think Rebecca’s was the hardest.
Did you know that if you go back to the same poll, it mockingly says, “Thank you, but we have already counted your vote.” aka “Scram, sucka.”