I had an idea tonight so uncharacteristically creative that I was sure somebody had already taken care of it, but YouTube seems to think not. Frankly, I’m shocked.
The world must have a 24 video collage set to the Daniel Powter song “Bad Day” (yes, I had to Google the name). Let’s get moving on this, people.
Wiser Time 
While that song is annoying, it would certainly be appropriate!
I apologize in advance for the contribution below: :)
Because you had a bad day
You’re on trial for treason
If the feds only knew that corruption’s the reason
You say you don’t know
Who has the First Gentleman
Nice tux at the Gala, you say, “It’s a rental, man.”
You had a bad day
The camera don’t lie
Unless it’s a pre-recorded loop, then we’re all gonna die
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
oh, too much Weird Al, THAT’s the problem!
important qualification: jack having a bad day, or those who jack encounters having a bad day?
if the former, do you think there’s enough footage of jack crying to fill the 3+ minutes of the song?